A young and pretty lady posted this on
a popular forum:
Title: What should I
I'm going to be
honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only
as middle class in New York My
requirement is not high. Is there
anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are
you all married? I wanted to ask: what
should I do to marry rich persons like
you? Among those I've dated, the
richest is $250k annual income, and it
seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high
cost residential area on the west of
New York CityGarden(? ), $250k
annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few
questions: 1) Where do most rich
bachelors hang out? (Please list down
the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group
should I target? 3) Why most wives of
the riches is only average-looking? I've
met a few girls who doesn't have looks
& are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys 4) How do you
decide who can be your wife, & who
can only be your girlfriend? (my target
now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
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Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great
interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional
investor. My annual income is more
than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time
here. From the standpoint of a business
person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside, what
you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money": Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square. However, there's a
deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is,
my income might increase from year to
year, but you can't be prettier year
after year. Hence from the viewpoint
of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that is your
only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street,
every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If
the trade value dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea to keep it for
long term - same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in order to make a
wiser decision any assets with great
depreciation value will be sold or
"leased". Anyone with over $500k
annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I
would advice that you forget looking for
any clues to marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k
annual income.. This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are
interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me...
signed,
CEO J.P. Morgan
I have taken this from facebook note of my teacher, Anmol Tak.
a popular forum:
Title: What should I
do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be
honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only
as middle class in New York My
requirement is not high. Is there
anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are
you all married? I wanted to ask: what
should I do to marry rich persons like
you? Among those I've dated, the
richest is $250k annual income, and it
seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high
cost residential area on the west of
New York CityGarden(? ), $250k
annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few
questions: 1) Where do most rich
bachelors hang out? (Please list down
the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group
should I target? 3) Why most wives of
the riches is only average-looking? I've
met a few girls who doesn't have looks
& are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys 4) How do you
decide who can be your wife, & who
can only be your girlfriend? (my target
now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great
interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional
investor. My annual income is more
than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time
here. From the standpoint of a business
person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside, what
you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money": Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square. However, there's a
deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is,
my income might increase from year to
year, but you can't be prettier year
after year. Hence from the viewpoint
of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that is your
only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street,
every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If
the trade value dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea to keep it for
long term - same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in order to make a
wiser decision any assets with great
depreciation value will be sold or
"leased". Anyone with over $500k
annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I
would advice that you forget looking for
any clues to marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k
annual income.. This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are
interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me...
signed,
CEO J.P. Morgan
I have taken this from facebook note of my teacher, Anmol Tak.
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